coochietoots:

coochietoots:

*fucks around and gets my leg hooked over my shoulder and stuck*

fuck

happens every yearimage

wtf??!!? aren’t you like 4’5 or something? how the hell is this possible?

very interesting.

You can check the stats of any tumblr.

Rogue Wave was a defining sound for my first year at UofD. I really learned to chill the fuck out and slow down to my own pace and focus on the little things that year. Rogue Wave, Kings of Convenience, & The Shins. Good stuff.

I have a confession to make

I look nothing like my avatar and never did. 

30 minutes until real draft. I’m feeling the heat

Being tired sucks
Being drunk is okay
Having to take public transit in the wee morning hours

Combine these things and you have a long shitty night. But add me on snapchat tho and follow my heroic journey from the evil Bronx to humble Queens.

Wildest true male & female just friends bond I ever seen

I was in the back seat with my brother driving and his long time female friend sitting in the passenger and she has his phone. She’s texting a woman he recently met and is trying to smash for him. Like they’re not even really talking about what to say. She’s just doing it for him. Like? He gotta really trust her to put potential vaj in her hands.

this is a art of my morning preparations

queenbitchness:

Happy friday

an actual reaction image of me taken just moments ago while trying to resist the thirst stirring deep down after seeing this picture.

I’m not here to make fun of anybody but white people really confuse me. I genuinely don’t understand the thought process behind stuff like this.

woodmeat:

universecity88:

HER FACE SHE HAD SO MUCH POTENTIAL

who the girl in the first pic tho

lmao she’s hit so hard but YO! she got youtube videos. I would still hit 100% every single time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HJwR68ixfc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRfzbfBgfYA

that shit is outrageous

audivinity:

Foooooootbaaaaalllll

foobaw?

kimmyameli:

mootscicle:

kimmyameli:

I just won tickets to the global citizen festival…I didn’t even enter the raffle.

I’m not even sure if I’m gonna go anyway.

dude, that’s on my birthday! i don’t really wanna see any the performers but you gon’ hook me up with a birthday present doe?

Sure,after I’m done enjoying the birthday gift you got me.

lmao you right tho

kimmyameli:

I just won tickets to the global citizen festival…I didn’t even enter the raffle.

I’m not even sure if I’m gonna go anyway.

dude, that’s on my birthday! i don’t really wanna see any the performers but you gon’ hook me up with a birthday present doe?

when your friend is in a roast session and he gets flamed the fuck up and you trying not to laugh because you know it just cut deep